After years of anticipation, Playstation 3 owners will finally set foot into their homes away from home…err in their home. Linking up with others for hours of fun and socializing is what they expect. What was not bargained for however is a string of robberies and domestic disputes thought fit only for the real world.
Playstation 3 gamer AzzidToejam stepped away to nuke a hot pocket (in real life) only to come back to a scene of sheer horror. Stripped from the shelves were his latest accomplishments and sense of pride. Everything from the Complete Level 2 on Insane Mode to Ghillies in the Mist trophy were gone. Azzid recounts, ”I didn’t know you could steal shit in here, I mean does he think he can sell them? They’re only worth as much as a blistered thumb and the 40 redbulls it took to get them. “
In a home not so far away psn id: WiggleJiggles shares her unnerving experience. WiggleJiggles has recently celebrated a 9 month anniversary with her long distance boyfriend Roflcoptr. “Being so far apart is hard, we thought that by sharing our Home we could feel like a real couple” says wiggles. That was until she realized Mr. Rofl was as sloppy and lazy as any guy she could meet in her own hometown. She says she would come home from a hard days work, fire up the console and see clothes on the floor and dirty dishes in the sink. “I think he’s having an affair with SexyTif too, she just suddenly appeared on his friends list recently.”
All is not well in these pixel palaces. Just we thought it was safe to escape the harsh reality outside into a virtual one of anonymity and irresponsibility, trouble showed up outside the door.
