(Liberty City, USA) In lieu of his upcoming expansion, Liberty City star Niko Belic has supposedly decided to clean up his act. After last month’s DUI charge and 5 star police chase Niko says “I’ve gained some perspective, America is not just about booze and bitches.” This DUI charge is his fourth in a series that has spanned the last 9 months. The LCPD has suspended his liscence and are clueless as to how he continues to drive under the radar.
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Luckily for Niko is the presiding judge’s compassion as he told today a heartwarming story of abuse steming from his childhood in the eastern bloc with baby bottles filled with vodka and juice. She said she would drop all other charges including manslaughter, assault with a deadly weapon, money laundering, public nudity, grand theft auto, grand larseny and a slew of misdemeanors if he would check himself into a rehab center in Algonquin.
The premiere facility is host to Liberty City’s finest addicts and the staff is ready. The head orderly has this to say about Niko’s check-in, “we deal with these drunk bastards all the time, as long as he doesn’t try to screw everything he sees im sure we can whip some sense into him.”
Don’t miss our follow up feature regarding Mr. Belics success coming late this February.
Wow, I knew it would come to this with Niko. Poor guy had a horrible childhood.